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Call Centre Joke – The emergency worker

Published On: 6th Aug 2026 10:14

Here is a call centre joke that has been sent to us. If you come across a good one please drop us a line.

Emergency Call Centre Worker

An emergency call centre worker has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, “I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my maker.”

“Remain calm and stay on the line” was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response.

Thanks to Catherine for sending this in.

Call Centre Joke – The emergency worker

Emergency Call Centre Worker

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